Global Barnstorming

I guess the AlGoriots are going to keep on with this mythical b.s. until his huge house is paid for and its carbon footprint is bought and paid for by chit swaps.

People: they ain' no phreaking Gonad Warming. The phreaking planet stopped warming back in '98 - we may well be on our way to a new ice age.

So by all means, cut off AlGore's supply of fossil fuels, take away his Hummer and his private jets and let's freeze the phreaking planet.

Maybe when his incredibly stupid flapping pie-hole freezes in the 'open' or 'closed' position, and M. Moore is too far away to kiss-kiss it better, the real people of this planet will get some peace and quiet.

AlGore: an idea whose time never existed.

MS Windows: 30 years & still going wrong

O.K. so I knew Windows is a piece of crap, that the 'updates' are all corrections to code that is a hopeless jumble of stupidity, and that it is only a matter of time until the best maintained Windows will crash and burn your hard drive to dust.

I thought that was the worst of it - until I really started using Word '07. It can't even work with earlier Word dox - it starts, its beady little eyes cross, and then it locks up.

And that's only if it didn't assign some kind of security tag to the old files that means you'll never get into them.

No matter how MS spells it - Windoze, Word, IE or .com - it's s-h-*-t.

Go Mac. Go Sun. Go Linux. Go any OS that actually runs a computer.

Remember: Windows - 30 years and still going wrong.