Friday, August 22, 2008
Global Barnstorming
People: they ain' no phreaking Gonad Warming. The phreaking planet stopped warming back in '98 - we may well be on our way to a new ice age.
So by all means, cut off AlGore's supply of fossil fuels, take away his Hummer and his private jets and let's freeze the phreaking planet.
Maybe when his incredibly stupid flapping pie-hole freezes in the 'open' or 'closed' position, and M. Moore is too far away to kiss-kiss it better, the real people of this planet will get some peace and quiet.
AlGore: an idea whose time never existed.
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
MS Windows: 30 years & still going wrong
I thought that was the worst of it - until I really started using Word '07. It can't even work with earlier Word dox - it starts, its beady little eyes cross, and then it locks up.
And that's only if it didn't assign some kind of security tag to the old files that means you'll never get into them.
No matter how MS spells it - Windoze, Word, IE or .com - it's s-h-*-t.
Go Mac. Go Sun. Go Linux. Go any OS that actually runs a computer.
Remember: Windows - 30 years and still going wrong.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Really? Your check's in the mail??
The National Debt is $ 9,506,695,031,863.27
The estimated population of the United States is 304,374,737
so each citizen's share of this debt is $31,233.52.
That is $31,233 for every American alive - new born, almost dead, brain dead, mentally or physically challenged, ACLU member or just 'doesn't want to work'.
Now that $31k is just the tip. If you add in the off-the-books unfunded obligations, your piece grows to something North of $204,000.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Let's give everyone a livable base amount (gas, water, electricity) and then charge increasing per-unit prices for additional consumption.
Currently we promote waste by charging a (relatively) high amount for the base usage and then giving discounted rates for increasing usage. The waste is, simply, stupid. But it's the only way utilities and the gov't now operate.
Same for a medical plan: everyone gets a lifetime 'uh-oh' benefit of $xxy,000 plus $x,000 in a medical account at the beginning of each year. When it's gone, it's gone - you're on your own. Of what's left, annually, the person gets 50% or can transfer the entire amount into the uh-oh fund, depending on how lucky they feel.
It makes people very responsible for using resources or shopping for their medical needs.
'most any plan can provide for the health care needs of most folks.
But the 'gotchas' come in the closing acts of one's life - 80% of lifelong medical costs may be incurred in the last few years. Much of these are 'uh-oh' costs - the big, unexpected, heroic procedures that add only incrementally to one's life.
No plan can provide for everyone's uh-oh costs. They ain't that much money.
By capping each person however, the general level of uh-oh can be fairly generous as there are no $4 mil oh-my-GAWD bills lurking in the woodpile.
Oregon has done this - they rated every medical contingency, ranked, multiplied by frequency, totted up and arrived at a logical, realistic cut off point as to services that can be delivered: anyone qualifies for a broken arm repair, younger people with a longer viable life qualify for procedures (heart-lung transplant) that make no sense in an 84-year old Jewish soul in failing health.
Yeah, now let's hear it for all the poor old folks who gonna die in the de col' an' de dark. Well, for every old fart rescued from the cold and the dark, you sacrifice a dozen or twenty infants or young children with curable failings that will never be cured for a lack of funds - funds siphoned off to puff wind into whizened lungs for an additional six months.
Sure, if it's my lungs, I'll argue like hell for the operation. But I'd be incorect.
For once.
| 1. | the act of inflicting excruciating pain, as punishment or revenge, as a means of getting a confession or information, or for sheer cruelty. |
In today's usage, the word torture is largely a propaganda term.
To a teenager, denial of the family car for Saturday nite is torture.
To Puritans, the drowning of a witch was merely a truth check.
Whether it is 'expedited interrogation', 'aided recall', or 'accelerated information retrieval', it is technically not torture without 'excruciating pain'.
Sleep deprivation, prolonged standing, exposure to cold - even waterboarding - do not rise to the level of splinters under the finger nails, plucking of eyeballs, shoulder drops, partial dismemberment and similar.
Rather than just blow bilious smoke at everything, I would look at a) what information could this enemy have and b) how likely is it that they in fact possess it.
If it is possible that they know the dates of linen changes and towel trades, the use of almost any form of assisted inquiry is an abuse and uncalled for.
If they may have the dates and codes of the next 9-11, then my only question is 'where is that damn field generator?'
Playing by the rules with those who do not play by the rules is a fool's game.
And the PC response of 'you would have America play not nice-nice?' is the kind of liberal fantasy that has no place in a world of assassins and bombers.
i.e. Your daughter is wrapped up in a bomb with a timer at an undisclosed location. You have the person responsible tied in a chair in front of you. Each time you have asked nicely for the location of your daughter, he has spit in your face.
You now:
- Continue asking nicely
- Threaten to put the enemy outside on a chilly night
- Pick up his Koran and tease it with a match
- Threaten to leave him alone in a small, dark room overnight
- Waterboard the the s.o.b.
- Use your sidearm to blow out one of the m.f.'s kneecaps and establish your bona fides.
Hint: you DO NOT want to call the ACLU.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Ford spent the last thirty years moving all its factories out of the
The last quarter's results:
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It could be argued that Toyota pays its workers a much higher wage - albeit partially in respect and human courtesies - wages for the soul.
I'd rather work at Toyota for $40.00/hr than at G.M. for $80. Seriously.
The Detroit Circle is Mgmnt disses the Unions, the Unions get payback at strike time. Would any other company live with a cycle in which they were shut down for 3 to 6 months every 3rd year? That is the pinnacle of management ineptitude.
Speaking of poor management: GM is at a standstill because its one (sole, single, unitary, unique even) axle supplier is on strike. Does this union realize its negotiating power? Will they use it to extract blood? Does anyone have to tune in later to see the outcome?
Blame Henry and his stopwatches.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Before the storm; Gates' smartest move
Windows is a disaster waiting to happen.
With each iteration it bloats and bloats and comes closer to forcing MS to admit they really don't know how it works - witness the corrections to corrections that come out almost daily or their inability to hit any target date for SPs (SP3 for XP and SP1 for Vista are each years late).
But the more ominous problem is this: some huge portion of America's businesses, utilities, gov't agencies and other organizations that affect the public health, safety and welfare are dependent on Windows.
One good uber-virus and there goes our civilization: businesses can't schedule trucking (no more food), utilities lose much control over aspects of water and power distribution (no heat, no lights ... no computers to fix each other ...), investors can't talk to the stock market; industry crashes.
When you consider all that is riding on Windows - it's a lot more than your email files - MS should be held to a higher level of accountability than a game producer.
Unlike game software, Windows really could bring down the country.
If I were Gates, I sure as hell would take the money and run - as far as I could legally distance myself from the greatest time-waster known to mankind: MS Windoze.
