Friday, December 21, 2007

Election Definitions

During this political season, it is wise to remember these distinctions:


'Stupid' is a gift from God; one need do nothing save exhibit their natural self to earn the appellation.

'Ignorant' is a measure of self-development. To remain ignorant, one must vigorously resist new information for fear of contamination.

Politician - from the stem 'poly' meaning 'many' and the suffix 'tick' meaning 'blood sucker'.


Readers are invited to add their own definitions and respond.

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